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Ankha di khail yaro, hundi umra di jail..

Asi chah k v usda didaar nai kr sakde.. khushnaseb ne oh lok jo ohde shehar vch rehnde ne

Asi Chetak Utte Beh k NI lai lainde feeling caraan di. #Punjabi-Status

Asi kuj v ni chaheya teriya khushiya ton vadh k.. Tainu sathon vadh koi chahunda ae, tan bhul ja jee sadke.

Aukhe Vale Yaar Da, 4 Dina de Pyar Da Pata Lag hi Janda hai!

Chaan Badlaan Ch Kho geya Ae.. NI tym Peg Da V Ho gya Ae.. 😉

Chehra ‪‎khaas‬ ni! 12 v ‪‎paas‬ ni! Munda ‪shikari‬ banda…

Dekh jina nu muh mud de c rafflan de. #Punjabi-Status

Desi Jatt c brandy ho gya, Tere piche lag ke trendy ho gya..

Desi jeha Jatt c brandy ho gya ..! Tere piche lag ke trendy ho gya..!

Desi jeha Jatt c brandy ho gya, Tere piche lag ke trendy ho gya..!!!

Dil karda ae tere kol aa ke ruk java.

Dil uth gaya sohani to Zado di bina makeup to dekhi. #Punjabi-Status

DiNe MaShOoK LaD Di .. rAt Nu sAla maChar LaD Da #Punjabi-Status

DOLI VICHON HEER VAJAAN MARDI RANJHE NU.. KEHNDI GHR JA KE FACEBOOK CHECK KAR LYE ..VIAH VALIYA PHOTAN PAYIAN NE.

Dunia me SirF 2 Chize hi MasHoor Han, Mera Style OR Mere GF Ki SmiLe…

Dunyia ch lagda na jee..jind jive jail di salakhan.. #Punjabi-Status

Ess Dil vich dard bathere ne kde vehle behke dsange.. Jisdin tu kalli tkreingi nle rovange nle hasange.

Ghodi nukri te muchh dove shonk ne.. Dove jaane sambh puri mangde

Goliyan Chalauniya taan.. Aukhiyaan nhi hundiya.. Kachehriyaan ch Case Niptaune Aukhe hunde ne..

Gustaakhi Galti Ho sakdi ..Par kitta kade Kasoor nahi.. idhar sunke odhar launa ..apna eh dastoor nahi

Gutt waali sardarni ni labhdi.. Muchha wale sardar tahio chadde ne

hanju ban ke digga teriyaa aankha da.. love

Hath per ghadi koyi bhi Bani hoye.. per waqt apna hona chahiye da hai

Hum ‘Kimat’ nal nHi ‘Kismat’ Nal Milde Haa….

Hun Jithe Yaada Teriya Rehndiya Ne.

I didn’t believe in love and then I met you.

I ignore others texts to read yours first.

i20 viCh beH kE keHNDi i20 wALAa yAaR aW.. ENDeAvouR viCH beH kE keHNdi i20 v kOI cAr Aw.. 😀

Ik mera dil, ik mere nain dono rehan dullde.. Ik tera pind, ik tera naam dono nhi bhullde. #Punjabi-Status

Ishq da jisnu khwaab aa janda ae, Waqt samjho khraab aa janda ae, Mehboob aave ja na Aave, Par Taare ginan da hisaab aa janda ae !!!

Ja Marriage karwa lai.. jithe tere dil karda Mere ton mintan teriyan honiya ni!

Ja viah karwa lai jithe dil karda sathon mintan teriyan honiya nao

Jad tak sade dil nu Tera fikar rahuga.. Ohdo takk Mere statues ch tera zikar rahuga

Jatt da ‪‎dmag‬ te pind ale ‪jwak‬, je vigad jan ta ‪‎bht‬ made ‪‎hunde‬ aa

JeDe kEnDe cC, sI TaInU DIL dE CORNER vIcH LoCk kAr DiTa, AaJ UnA Ne hI sAnU FACEBOOK Te BLOCK KaR DiTa…

JiNi mArJi cHaTtiNg KaRLo SetTiNg tAaN rAb nE Hi kRauNi aE :p ;

Jo assar hai akh di maar ander, oh na teer te na talwaar andar

Jo tiMe Pas Si tere lye, oh PyAR Ban Gya Mere Lye..

Just because you don’t tell me, doesn’t mean I won’t find out.

KaAsH koI sAnNu PETroL de RaTe wAaNG pYAar kaRe .. JeHdA waDhDaA hi jaAve ..

Kal menu rok k khendi.. pyar naal man ja nahi ta kadd k leju.. 🙂

Kale Rahna Mera Attitude hai..??

Ki Waffa Milni ohna ton.. Jo Kud Bewaffa ne !

lai ja apne vaadeyan de adhure kisse samet k, agli mohabbat vich fer tenu ehna di lod paugi,

Lao Ji Ajj Tan Had Ho Gayi.. Ik Kudi Kehndi Status Sohne Sohne Pao.. Hun Daso Main Makeup Karke Pa Dewa?

Log sade to jal rahe han.. Lagda hai apne sikke bhe Is seher wich chal rahe ne..

Mainu Tu Chadd Tan Ditta.. Par Ae Nahi Socheya Ke J Hun Kadi Jhooth BolegA Tan Sonh Kihdi Khaenga..??

Me mangi si maut rab toh, ote menu pyaar ch pa ditta.. #Punjabi-Status

Mera Attitude Dosre de behaivor te Depend karda hai…

Mera Attitude is ‘GoD’ gift and koi be Is ne mere to lai Nahi sakda..

Mera attitude meri Zeb Vich hai…!!!

Mera Style vakhra hai Copy na kro..

Mere door Hamesha khula ha Tusi Jado Marji Mil Sakde ho..

Miṭhā subhā’a ē sāḍā jivē rasa ganē dā.. Para rōhaba vī nī jhaladē kisē laḍū badē dā

Na chhuri rakde ha, or Na pistol rakhde ha, DILWALO da beta hu bas dil wich jigar rakhda hu!

Ni mAiN PyAr cH ShReEf lAdAi wIcH GuNdA.. MeRi aAnKhA ViCh aNkHa pAkE DeKhDa nI MuNdA..

ni tu meri RED BULL ni, tainu dekh dekh ENERGY aoundi.. #Punjabi-Status

O mere risde jakhma utte malam jeha e, marjani de geeta nu likhdi kalam jeha e.

Oh pyaar ch jaan mangdi c.. kamliiee.. Asi ta jawaak nu toffee de k ni raaji.. 😛

Paise Wale Di Loki Karan Pooja.. Haami Gareeb Di Bharda koi-Koi :/

Payar‬ V Kardi Aa.. Par Menu ‪#‎Dasdi‬ Nai… Mera #‎Status‬ V Like Kardi A.. Par ‎fasdi‬ Nai..

pEhlaA tu laGgI mAinNu HoOr pArI c .. HunN taA cHanGgI laGgE DuuR khAdI Hi ..

Raat nu 2 bande hi jag de ne, phla pyar krn wala 2 jaa kuj life ch krn wala. #Punjabi-Status

Raat nu 2 type de lok hi jag de ne, phla pyar karn wala doje jaa kuj life ch karn wala..

Rab vargi maa meri de, mere sir te karj bade ne..

Rb vargi maa meri de, mere sir karj bde ne. #Punjabi-Status

RB vargi MAA meri de,Ser te karj bde ne..

Roop ‪‎khaas‬ ni! 10 v ‪‎paas‬ ni! Munda ‪shikari‬ bhaldi..?

Samjh Nahi Aundi Wafa Kriye Ta Kis Nal.. Mitti To Bane Lok Kagaj De Tukdeyan Lai Bik Jande Ne..!!

Shikari ban gye sohniya sohniya shakla de.

Sukh Wele ‪‎Photo‬, Dukh Wele ‎Status‬, Har Wele ‪‎OnLine‬!! 😀

Sukh Wele ‪‎Picture‬.. Dukh Wele ‎Sad Status‬, ..Har Wele ‪‎OnLine‬..

tainu deni ik ‘saugaat’ kude, sangdi di langu ‘raat’ kude

Tenu Pyaar Bahut Karda han.. Kite Dooji Nu Pata na lagg jave isse gal ton darda van 😉

tenu pyar boht karda tahi jhooth boleya ni janda, te tu ohi gal lai k dabkayi jandi a..

Tenuu chak lena bAbA rAmdEv vangu.. J tu jada att chuki :p. 😉

tERa pyAAr 500 de nOte vaRga.. dArr lAgDa DUPLICATE na hOve 😛 😉

TeRe nAAlo taaN saADa “ANTIVIRUS” cHaNGa.. JeHda sAadi CaRe taaN kARdA :p 🙂

ThOdA TiMe tU V kAd yAaRa nU De tU JhAtT.. HoVe tErA GuD LuCk Je KaRa MaIn tAiNu f***..

Tu Meri Ho Sakdi Nai,Dus Teri Ki Majboori A. Mein tere Bin jee Sakda Nai, tenu Dasna Boht Jaroori ahh.

Umar che to apa chota ha per Bade-Bade Aashiq sanu salam thokde Ne..

Wich laayi ae photo ohnu dekhi jande haan.. Ik tere karke phone nu matha teki jande haan.!!!

Without waheguru… Im nothing

Yaari udo lavi jad nibhauni aa jave… Majburi da sahara lai k shad jana wafada nahi hundi

Zindagi rahi taan tenu yaad karde rahaange .. bhull gye taan samjh layi rabb ne yaad kar lya..

Zindgi che Sucess hon lye positive Attitude Chaida hai….

Punjabi Whatsapp Status in Hindi

Me mangi si maut rab toh, ote menu pyaar ch pa ditta.
Dekh jina nu muh mud de c rafflan de.
Shikari ban gye sohniya sohniya shakla de.
Hun Jithe Yaada Teriya Rehndiya Ne.
ankha di khail yaro,hundi umra di jail..
Jo assar hai akh di maar ander, oh na teer te na talwaar andar
Meri Rooh Wich Mera Yaar Wasda, Meri Akhaan Wich Usda Deedar Wasda.
Dil karda ae tere kol aa ke ruk java.
Twada andaj dil nu chu jan wala hega.
hanju ban ke digga teriyaa aankha da.

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