New Halloween Status for Whatsapp and Facebook

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Halloween is just around the corner and we all are excited to make it more memorable with best Halloween status. You can celebrate this day and have the entire thrill and chill with your family and friends. You can share this special day with your friends on your Whatsapp group. There is nothing cooler than sharing latest Halloween status, sayings, puns, and sarcastic and funny jokes with your friends. It’s time to shock your friends with thrilling and witty new Halloween status quotes 2016. You can share these Halloween status for Whatsapp to surprise your friends. I am sure these latest Halloween quotes 2016 will truly spread the joy and pleasure on social media sites like Twitter, Whatsapp and Facebook.

helloweenIf you are an adult or just another dad who is missing the moments that you used to enjoy in childhood, then take a look at the cool and Best Halloween Quotes for Whatsapp & FB to share with your friends in English. You can truly enjoy the wonderful evening with your friends and girlfriends in Whatsapp and Facebook. You can really add a little spark to your days and you can really get the wonderful moments to share with your friends.
[Name] is going to dress up like kanye west for halloween and right after the kids yell, ‘trick or treat!’ i’m yelling, ‘christmas is better!’On Halloween Night

A bold wings was drunk and asks GOD Dear God I’m an angel? Right? And God will not answer my son! Tu’re A happy little bat halloween day!

A grandmother pretends she doesn’t know who you are on Halloween.

A witch come to my room tonight, she and I play with the souls of all who are in Facebook, Alamas people like you.

Acting is like a Halloween mask that you put on. – River PhoenixDress Up Like Kanye West

Another year we will celebrate the day witches do not know why everyone has to pay homage to my mother.

Asked my kid what her favorite part of today’s Halloween party and she pointed at thin air and said, ‘that ghost’… Now I have to move houses.

Best thing about Halloween is… you can wear whatever you want 😉

Could I borrow your face for Halloween? :PI’ll Be Your TrickI’ll be your trick if you’ll be my treat.Halloween

Couples Halloween costumes always end up looking like one person went along with it to save the relationship.

Dear Girls : No Need To Do Anything For Halloween .. Just Remove The Makeup And Go To The Party

Decades have gone by and STILL my parents have not given back the Halloween candy they took from me “for safe keeping”.

For Halloween I’m going as an invisible person. I will be at all your parties.

For Halloween I’m going as an invisible person. I will be at all your parties.

For Halloween I’m going to write ‘Life’ on a plain white T-shirt and hand out lemons to strangers.

Friend call me urgent. There was an accident broom witch is a very hurt. I wonder if this well? Happy halloween.!

Friend: What are you gonna be for halloween? Me: Drunk!

Give me a moment I must disguise myself. You’re so perfect. Happy Halloween.

Halloween Costume Idea: Flower Print Scrubs, Skechers Shape-Ups, Perm. I call it ‘Not Sexy Nurse’

Halloween Drinking Game: Drink every-time an Elsa (from Frozen) visits your house.

Halloween is great because kids just show up at your door and hold out bags of candy for you to steal

Halloween is my favorite holiday where you can trespass on a stranger’s property and make a non-negotiable demand.

Halloween is the holiday of monsters .. then this is your night: Enjoy!

Halloween is the perfect time to redistribute those undesired condiment packets of ketchup, mustard, BBQ and soy sauce.

Halloween is, by far, the safest day to kill a person and leave them in a chair on your porch.

Halloween should just be changed to National Dress Like a Hoe Day.

‘HALLOWEEN’.. the one day I get to dress up and embarrass my kids.. legally. 😛

Halloween: The one time of year your parents allow you to go out in the dark of night, dressed like a weirdo, and receive candy from strangers.I’m Not Cleaning This Week

Happy Halloween my little monster. I love you!

Happy Halloween! Remember: Do not waste time by mask .. just a coiffed and you’re ready!

Happy Halloween! Will you come with me on my broomstick, love?

Happy Halloween.. may all of your skeletons stay in the closet where they belong!

How much fun it would be to own a lightsaber in a zombie apocalypse???

I bet when spiders see those fake green cob webs on Halloween they must be like ‘Ugh, tourists’.

I don’t know what’s scarier. Houses with Halloween decorations or houses that still have up Christmas decorations from last year.

I found out that you do at a Halloween party in honor of the witches .. we need to get a gift?

I need to borrow someones kid for Halloween. I miss free candy.

I think for Halloween I am going to go as Karma. Some of you should be worried.

I thought about dressing up as Turn Signal for Halloween, but nobody around here knows what that is…..

I want to wear the scariest costume I can think of to work for Halloween this year, so I’m going as a pregnancy test.

I was going to change my profile pic to a pumpkin for Halloween, but it didn’t look that much different from my actual head.

If a child asks you a sweet night of witches, many say they find in the cemetery.

If a child asks you a sweet night of witches, tell him you will find many in the cemetery.

If today you go out at night to walk, watch a spirit in the form of man to walk beside you and take you by the hand into the world of the dead.

If you walk under the moonlight on this night of Halloween, really safe silhouette of a witch on her broom laughing because the world marks the night in which the living and the dead seamlessly blend.

If you walk under the moonlight on this night of Halloween, really safe silhouette of a witch on her broom laughing because the world marks the night in which the living and the dead seamlessly blend.

I’m not cleaning this week. I’m going to tell everyone the cobwebs and dust are part of the Halloween decorations!!HALLOWEEN

I’m not saying your house is haunted, but I think a ghost just ate all of your Gummy Bears while you were in the bathroom.

I’m putting more thought into my Halloween costume than into my job.

I’m surprised kids haven’t found a way to trick or treat online yet

Me and the pumpkin will discuss how to make people scream in fear on the streets.

My love tonight .. I wish you were a devil to come into my hell

On Halloween night, moon howls and wolves, beasts and ghosts are waiting for you to end the party in your house.Could I Borrow Your Face

Passed a vampire, a zombie, and a prostitute on the way to work tonight. Not sure which ones were in costume..

Thank goodness for Halloween, all of a sudden, cobwebs in my house are decorations!

That awkward moment when you can’t tell if it’s a Halloween costume or their regular clothes..

The main thing I learned from watching my wife carve pumpkins is she’s really good at stabbing things. I should probably be nicer to her.

THe night has just arrived and all spirits come from beyond us dancing next to a bonfire

The number one reason why trick or treating is better than sex is, you can do the whole neighborhood.

The oldest and strongest emotion of mankind is fear, and the oldest and strongest kind of fear is fear of the unknown.

The sun has just dropped and I see souls hovering near my window, I’ve been laughing because today will be with us.

This message goes out to all those who like Halloween. That the great passes beside the werewolf, nonstop dance with the ugliest tomato witch and a picture with the most mischievous ghost, upload to Facebook and scares anyone.

This message is for those who like Halloween. That the great passes beside the werewolf, nonstop dance with the ugliest tomato witch and a picture with the most mischievous ghost, upload to Facebook and frightens anyone.

To think that everyone has to find costume for Halloween parties, you only thing you need is to wear a pair of jeans and a shirt, and if you want to give more fear, just let me know and we’ll come together.

Today when entering the Facebook, I get an email with the following message, all your contacts that are today will die, but laughing.

Tonight I’ll be your bitch! For you I’ll do magic!

Tonight we finally leave the house quiet my love .. no problems! Living Halloween!

Wait .. I prepare for the party. Not everyone has the luck of being ready as you. Happy Halloween.

When I see kids all dressed up for Halloween I always pretend that I have not recognized them 🙂

When you buy Halloween candy to hand out as an adult, it’s like you are paying for all the free candy you got when you were a kid.

Why can’t Ghosts have babies? Cuz’ they have Hollow weenies!

You can discover what your enemy fears most by observing the means he uses to frighten you. – Eric HofferActing Is Like A Halloween

You know you’re getting old when you have to have a drink to motivate you to go out and have a drink.

As we grew old, we’ve lost everything. The days of collecting candies, the freedom and ensuring that we won’t need to buy next season, buying pumpkin pies, skulls and Halloween costumes, and everything we have been missing these days. Seriously, I wanna get back to childhood.  There are lots of amazing ways to celebrate Halloween night. You can still enjoy the night by sharing wonderful Whatsapp quotes and messages. The festival of Halloween is celebrated every year in the month of October. It is known to be a holy festival at the end of month. It is believed that souls from other worlds land to our planet and celebrate with us.