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2 mints silent for those.. Who seen but didn’t like my posts.

3 things I have learned from facebook! (1) Never trust FB friends. One day they will backstab you. (2) Never be in a relationship from FB. Better be in relationship with 1 you know personally. (3) Don’t be excited if you receive friend request from girl, it may be fake id. πŸ˜›

Awesome moment is when you reading someone’s status and you know its for you…. πŸ™‚

Behind every deleted Facebook & Whatsapp account there is an untold story

Dear FACEBOOK! Don’t show us so much attitude, You can’t even Sign Up without us Yours Sincerely: Msn, Yahoo, Gmail, Hotmail πŸ˜›

Dear Facebook, Don’t feel proud about your popularity 60% of your profiles are fake ! πŸ˜›

Dear Facebook..! Plz change your “What’s on your mind” to “Copied..??…Now Paste Here”! πŸ˜› πŸ˜› :P:P

Dear Facebook… Everytime I add a girl you ask me “Do you know her?” Is she your sister..??? :p

Definition of LIKE button on Facebook!!! Girls believe that it will cost Rs 5 for hitting like button 1 Time and they don’t like anything except their own status…. Whereas boys know that its completely free of cost and effectively utilize it to impress girls by Liking their Status updates and comments even if they are senseless…. Welcome To FACEBOOK πŸ˜›

Drug?? No thanks, I am addicted to worst than that…. i:e Facebook xD

Facebook and Twitter are becoming new favorite investigative tools for divorce lawyers.:p=D

Facebook is in relationship with youtube..:-P

Facebook Saves Life..!! A depressed college Student went to Railway Track for Suicide…. Train was Coming Closer and He Suddenly came out of the track and Said… “Oh Shitt !! Forgot to Update status In Facebook that Im Gonna Die” πŸ˜€

Getting Blocked by your GF/BF on Facebook is like electronic Divorce :p πŸ˜€

How Stories Will Begin In The Future “Once Upon A Timeline…” πŸ˜€

I guess actions Speak Everything….. Not a Facebook Status!!!

I had a facebook crush, it all ended after her photoshop trial version expired.

I hate it when I look horrible in a group photo and the person who looks good refuses to delete it….

I hate studying for exams, Is there any fb APPLICATION for that?

I hate when I look horrible in a group picture and the person that looks good refuses to delete it.

I hates studying for exams, Is there any fb APPLICATION for that?

I login to Facebook, I get bored, but i still don’t wanna leave it.

I Still Remember Those Days When Photos Were Taken For Memories & Not For Facebook Profiles..!! 😐 πŸ˜‰

I was content with my life till people started sharing pictures of their vacations, cars and parties on Facebook!

If you feel a bit lonely, forgotten, or just need someone to cheer you up, remember, you can always change your birthday on Facebook πŸ˜›

If your relationship status says, “It’s complicated” you should stop kidding yourself and change it to “Single” πŸ™‚

Is convinced Facebook is a time machine. . . I only came on a minute ago and already 2 hours have passed!?

It really sucks when the only status that comes to your mind is something you can’t share :/ πŸ˜›

Just because my status is “Single”… doesn’t mean I am ‘Available’.. It’s just that my family members are in my friends list on Facebook.

Life is like Facebook – People will like your problems & often comment on them, but only a few will try and help you solve them, while everyone else is too busy trying to update their status.

My Girlfriend ask me… Facebook or Me? Sometimes I really miss her.. πŸ˜› πŸ˜€

Nokia Connecting People…. Facebook connecting Fake People πŸ˜€

On social networking sites, the winner of any argument is always the one with better English. πŸ˜€

One spelling mistake in your update and there you find illegitimate sons and daughters of englishmen to correct it. πŸ˜€ πŸ˜›

People on facebook dont even bother to say HI.. but they never forget to wish you birthday! how cute πŸ™‚

People who spend their time taking selfies should change their last name to “.JPEG”

Quitting Facebook is the new, adult version of running away from Home. We all know you’re doing it for attention and we all know that you’ll be back. :p

Relationship now a days…. start wid poking And… end wid blocking :p πŸ™‚

Send me game request and Win Free “Unfriend” .. πŸ˜›

SINGLE is not a relationship status. Its a word describing your loneliness. If you ask me, yes I’m SINGLE.

Stealing other people’s statuses on Facebook is called a Facelift.

Tell me what status should be if the person is single but also telling that he/she not available….?

That annoying couple who decided to show the world over Facebook how much they love each other :/

The first thing we think when someone takes a photo of us..Will it look good on Facebook ? πŸ˜‰ πŸ˜›

The person who looks good in the group photos is always the one who uploads it.!!

There Are Lessons In Life That Cannot Be Taught In School That’s Why There Is…. F A C E B O O K…:p πŸ˜€ :O

Unfriend on Facebook… Is the modern form of Childhood “Katti”.

What is the problem of boys on facebook, They fell in love with fake profile… And it hurts them πŸ˜› πŸ˜›

When Ever I see Your NaMe In My NotiFication I dun Know wHy a SMILE AutomatiCally ComeS On My Face….

When I first joined Facebook I never thought this sh*t would be this addictive.

When I’ll Die, I’ll Give Permission To Ma Friend For Changing My Status To – “Is Chilling With God”

When you have nothing good to Post on FB, don’t put pressure on yourself….you may Shit.

When you take an amazing picture you automatically think: “That will be my new profile picture”.

Whenever I See Your name in My notifications I Don’t Know Why, I automatically Smile … :):)

Who says that Facebook friends are not your real friends? They enjoy seeing you on the internet every day. Miss you when you’re not on. Showing compassion when you lose someone you love. Sends you greetings on your birthday. Viewing the pictures you put on, likes your status. Makes you laugh when you are sad. Makes you laugh when you have the urge to cry.

Why is FaceboOk such a hit? It wOrks on the principle that- “PeOple are mOre interested in Others life than their Own” πŸ˜›

Why is Facebook such a hit? It works on the principle that “People are more interested in others lyf then their own!”

You are the reason behind why I log-in to facebook everyday.

You know you are addicted to Facebook when you log off Facebook, turn your computer off, go to bed, role over, and log onto your Facebook from your phone one last time for the night.

You need a rajnikanth’s heart… to reject a Girl’s request on facebook =)) :p

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